Remember when post-sex selfies were almost a thing in 2015, and supposedly, ‘everyone’ (but no one you actually knew) was posting them?
Well, ‘Real Housewives of Sydney‘ star Lisa Oldfield is looking to bring them back in a big, huge, nauseating way.
Look. We don’t mind a bit of Lisa ’round these parts, but the known provocateur knew exactly what she was getting at here. She posted a pic of her and her husband, One Nation co-founder David Oldfield, locked in a naked embrace with the sweaty sheen of sex sweat cast across their brows.
“Gave the old bloke @davidoldfieldau a #sympathy #shag – we all know my show was better than his,” she said, adding in all the tags for ‘Hell’s Kitchen‘, on which David appears.
“To be fair, I haven’t eaten in a week thanks to #drliu and just wanted something warm inside me.”
Sorry in advance for your eyes but LOOK:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXdAkbZFFdv/?hl=en&taken-by=lisalocks16
Just. wanted. something. warm. inside me.
Who needs coffee to get you going in the morning when a description of David Oldfield’s warm ding dong.
Want even more Lisa? Here she is, answering the most Googled questions about herself. (Spoiler: she really does think her kids are dickheads).
