Regé-Jean Page appeared on Saturday Night Live in all his horny-glory and proved once again that it really is a crime against humanity to look that good.

Everyone fell in love with Page after watching Bridgerton for obvious reasons…his acting is superb. So of course, he addressed his new-found fame in his monologue, poking fun at the fact that the whole damn world finds him sexy now. We love ourselves a humble king.

“[Bridgerton] the show that made everyone turn to their moms and say, ‘Never mind, I don’t think we should watch this together,'” Page said.

“And because of that, people may associate me with being this smouldering, sensual smoke show. But I assure you I’m just a regular guy.”

God, if he’s a regular guy, what does that make everyone else?

That was all part of the joke, of course. Because he immediately put on a sexy voice and said: “And I’m here to show you a good time.”

Get a bucket and a mop, because that was far too sexy for that time slot.

He even teased the audience with the classic Bridgerton line: “I burn for you.” Don’t get me wrong, the show is sexy from start to finish but something about that line gives me the ick. It’s like when Joe Goldberg and Love Quinn say “I wolf you” to each other in You.

Page is joined by SNL cast members Aidy Bryant, Ego Nwodim and Chloe Fineman who was very conveniently dressed as Daphne Bridgerton. They pretend to be the Bridgerton stars personal SNL liaison, which of course means ample time with the certified hottie.

The rest of the episode was equally as sexy with Page breaking out into song, singing TikTok smash-hit Driver’s License by Olivia Rodrigo. He also acted out a skit where Mikey Day played Page’s intimacy coordinator.

We truly do not deserve Regé-Jean Page.