If you’ve ever been put under for surgery, you’ll know how weird the experience can be. Someone injects you with a bunch of drugs and then suddenly you’re asleep, only to wake up what feels like three seconds later spouting some of the weirdest shit to absolutely anyone within a five-meter radius.
The denizens of Reddit have shared their own stories of anaesthesia madness, whether it was them going under the knife, as part of the medical team, or a friend or family member. Posted in the subreddit, Ask Reddit, the thread is titled, “Anesthesiologists, what are the best things people have said under the gas?”
There’s some absolute gold in there, folks, but here are some of the highlights.
Hell yeah, that’s some good shit. You can – and should – suss out the entire thread right here.