Oscar who? Academy Awhaats? MTV has today announced their nominees for The 2013 MTV Movie Awards – Cinema’s actual night of nights (April 14th) and popcorn and staying up late waaaay after Mum tells you “Lights off, NOW!” but you stay up anyway watching OMG scary as s**t movies with lots of shirtless kissing and WTF’s because you are a #youth. 

The hosting duties at 2013’s Most Regal Ceremony (besides the joint births of babies both Kathy Middleton and KimyE!) fall on the shoulders of Australia’s delegate to Funny, Rebel Wilson, who is [coincidentally?] also nominated for two and a half awards, including Best Female Performance, Best Breakthrough Performance and Best Musical Moment. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, or that it’s unheard of. It’s just a neat thing that happened is all.

To any who cry foul, we say nepotism schmepotism, Wilson deserves a little statuette of gilded popcorn – the Golden Fleece of entertainment industry awards [extremely desirable, difficult to attain; shorn from a golden ram, guarded by an unsleeping dragon].

“And the nominees are…”

MOVIE OF THE YEAR
“Django Unchained”
“Silver Linings Playbook”
“Ted”
“The Avengers”
“The Dark Knight Rises”

BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE

Anne Hathaway
— “Les Misérables”

Mila Kunis
— “Ted”

Jennifer Lawrence
— “Silver Linings Playbook”

Emma Watson
— “The Perks of Being a Wallflower”

Rebel Wilson
— “Pitch Perfect”

BEST MALE PERFORMANCE

Ben Affleck
— “Argo”

Bradley Cooper
— “Silver Linings Playbook”

Daniel Day-Lewis
— “Lincoln”

Jamie Foxx
— “Django Unchained”

Channing Tatum
— “Magic Mike”

BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE

Ezra Miller
— “The Perks of Being a Wallflower”

Eddie Redmayne
— “Les Misérables”

Suraj Sharma
— “Life of Pi”

Quvenzhané Wallis
— “Beasts of the Southern Wild”

Rebel Wilson
— “Pitch Perfect”

BEST SCARED-AS-S**T PERFORMANCE

Jessica Chastain
— “Zero Dark Thirty”

Alexandra Daddario
— “Texas Chainsaw 3D”

Martin Freeman
— “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey”

Jennifer Lawrence
— “House at the End of the Street”

Suraj Sharma
— “Life of Pi”

BEST ON-SCREEN DUO

Leonardo DiCaprio
and Samuel L. Jackson — “Django Unchained”

Bradley Cooper
and Jennifer Lawrence — “Silver Linings Playbook”

Mark Wahlberg
and Seth MacFarlane as Ted — “Ted”

Robert Downey Jr.
and Mark Ruffalo — “The Avengers”

Will Ferrell
and Zach Galifianakis — “The Campaign”

BEST SHIRTLESS PERFORMANCE 

Christian Bale — “The Dark Knight Rises”

Daniel Craig
— “Skyfall”

Taylor Lautner
— “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn — Part 2”

Seth MacFarlane
as Ted — “Ted”

Channing Tatum
— “Magic Mike”

BEST FIGHT


Jamie Foxx
vs. Candieland Henchmen — “Django Unchained”

Daniel Craig
vs. Ola Rapace — “Skyfall”

Mark Wahlberg
vs. Seth MacFarlane as Ted — “Ted”

Robert Downey Jr.,
Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johansson and Jeremy Renner vs. Tom Hiddleston — “The Avengers”

Christian Bale
vs. Tom Hardy — “The Dark Knight Rises”

BEST KISS 

Kerry Washington and Jamie Foxx — “Django Unchained”

Kara Hayward
and Jared Gilman — “Moonrise Kingdom”

Jennifer Lawrence
and Bradley Cooper — “Silver Linings Playbook”

Mila Kunis
and Mark Wahlberg — “Ted”

Emma Watson
and Logan Lerman — “The Perks of Being a Wallflower”

BEST WTF MOMENT 

Jamie Foxx and Samuel L. Jackson — “Candieland Gets Smoked” in “Django Unchained”

Denzel Washington
— “Final Descent” in Flight”

Anna Camp
— “Hack-Appella” in Pitch Perfect”

Javier Bardem
— “Oops… There Goes His Face” in Skyfall”

Seth MacFarlane
as Ted — “Ted Gets Saucy” in Ted”

BEST VILLAIN

Javier Bardem
— “Skyfall”

Leonardo DiCaprio
— “Django Unchained”

Marion Cotillard
— “The Dark Knight Rises”

Tom Hardy
— “The Dark Knight Rises”

Tom Hiddleston
— “The Avengers

BEST MUSICAL MOMENT

Anne Hathaway
— “Les Misérables”

Channing Tatum, Matt Bomer, Joe Manganiello, Kevin Nash
and Adam Rodriguez — “Magic Mike”

Anna Kendrick, Rebel Wilson, Anna Camp, Brittany Snow, Alexis Knapp, Ester Dean
and Hana Mae Lee — “Pitch Perfect”

Bradley Cooper
and Jennifer Lawrence — “Silver Linings Playbook”

Emma Watson, Logan Lerman
and Ezra Miller — “The Perks of Being a Wallflower”

via MTV

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