HOLD UP, Harry Potter nerds. This is an incredibly nerdy parody of Beyoncé‘s ‘Hold Up‘ but with Hermione Granger instead, and it is both magical and geeky in the extreme.

And instead of Jay Z, it is Ron Weasley. And Hermione’s threatening to throw ‘certain witches’ (a.k.a. Lavender Brown with the good hair) into Azkaban and run off with Victor Krum and WE TOLD YOU IT WAS NERDY.

Is love like Quidditch, something to play

I got your snitch

Right here, right charm

Keep those bludgers from your heart

A keeper would, a keeper would

Flying high like Oliver

Dominique from The Storyscape is the lyrical genius behind this one, and has upped Harry Potter parodies to a whole new level, aided and abetted by the fact that she can damn well sing.


“I really love literature and music, and so this is simply a bridge where my passions collide,”
she told Bustle. “A lot of my creativity is in trying to bridge the gap between the two worlds and recently, I’ve just been flooded with these literary parodies… and it’s also a great way for me to keep practising the guitar.

Tune in, nerd out.

Source: The Storyscape.

Photo: The Storyscape / Lemonade.