Teen heartthrob Hayden Christensen inseminated his special lady Rachel Bilson with your boundless nostalgia for the early noughts and, whaddyaknow, nine months later Bilson has given birth to a baby girl named for a Disney princess with narcolepsy. Hello, Sunshine.

Us Weekly are reporting that Summer Roberts, sweet 16 forever, is a mom to her first child with Skywalker, 33, to whom they have given the name Briar Rose after the princess in the 1812 Brothers Grimm fairytale of the same name.

Briar Rose is the source text from which Sleeping Beauty originates, and describes the chill fate of a king and queen and their bb who have “plenty of money, and plenty of fine clothes to wear, and plenty of good things to eat and drink” [#humblebrag on Bilson and Christensen’s part] and who are granted a wish from a fish. After drastically under catering their baby shower, everyone takes a really long nap. 

Flash forward, and even though their 115-year-old teenage daughter is hella unconscious the whole time, she’s still pursued by countless men who die horribly in the pursuit of her by impaling themselves on the thorns after which she’s named. It’s an ironic weeding-out process that’s all worth it in the end because she’s, like, really pretty, and also don’t want no scrub. 

Then, upon waking, she marries the first guy who forces himself onto her. It sends a really gr8 message.

At least we know someone saw Maleficent. Mazel, Summer and Ani.

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