NSW Police were called to the Geordie Shore containment compound in South Coogee on Friday night following noise and congestion complaints lodged on the first day of the show’s antipodean production. The police were probably called by the show’s wily producers, or that crotchety old geezer Mr. P Sanderson; he’s always complaining about the incessant music you kids are playing [the sonata of Novocastrian reality stars banging].
According to a report in today’s Daily Telegraph, young fans of the show (about a group of interchangeable technicolour youths with undiagnosed substance abuse problems) blocked the residential street in South Coogee, a peaceful seaside village, where the cast have taken up residence much to the chagrin of neighbouring Coogars.
A NSW Police spokesman told the three Telegraph reporters who were all required to cover this story in a depth befitting the show, “We attended the premises after a vehicle stopped outside [the house] and a group of fans got very excited.“
Just “a vehicle” doing what a vehicle is wont to do, stopping outside houses in a once peaceful suburban street. Nothing to see here, move along; that means you too, 16-year-old high-school student who the Telegraph identified by her full name before taking a soundbite from her expounding on her desire to make “[interchangeable cast member] my boyfriend one day,” and with it, any future prospects of self-respect.
It’s currently unknown whether the cast of Geordie Shore were actually in the vehicle that caused all the police-necessitating commotion or if Geordie Shore fans camped outside an empty house in South Coogee on a Friday night ‘ain’t eva even seen a proper car wot lewks loik that one before. That one is well mint init, bosh, tash on, etcetera.’
via The Herald Sun
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