A Bunch Of Times Piers Morgan Got His Cranky Ass Handed To Him After Saying Awful Shit To Women

This morning, the world became a (slightly) better place as Piers Morgan yeeted his own ass off Good Morning Britain, which has been his go-to platform for spewing hate for years.

Such an occasion deserves mass celebrations, right? But we can’t celebrate what a huge win this is for us all without reflecting on why it’s so fucking brilliant that he won’t be plaguing the airwaves with All Lives Matter, misogynistic BS.

Just to remind you of how demonic this guy is, here’s some of the most fucked-up things he’s said about women, and times that he had his ass handed to him.

To Little Mix:

“If men [strip] they’re arrested, if women do that, it’s empowering. Very, very empowering.

“Their stripping off to sell albums. Let’s just call it what it is. It’s not about feminist empowerment, it’s about ‘Let’s all get naked, everyone will run the pictures, we’ll sell more records’. That’s it. The rest of it is baloney.”

To Little Mix, Ariana Grande and Joan Grande:

“I’d just prefer they use their talent to sell records rather than their nudity.
As your own daughter does…!”

To Susan Sarandon:

“To clarify, I’ve no problem with Susan Sarandon flashing her breasts. Just tacky to do it when fronting ‘In Memoriam’ at awards show.”

To feminists everywhere:

“Won’t be long before feminazis start attacking me as ‘sexist’ for retweeting the cleavage tweets their fellow feminists are sending me…”

To Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner:

“If I were Kim & Kylie, I’d stop being photographed with Kendall.”

To Lady Gaga:

“I come from a big military family. It angers me when celebrities start claiming ‘PTSD’ about everything to promote themselves.”

And now here’s a bunch of times that Piers Morgan was roasted in spectacular fashion:



Bye Piers Morgan. Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.