A Bunch Of Times Piers Morgan Got His Cranky Ass Handed To Him After Saying Awful Shit To Women

This morning, the world became a (slightly) better place as Piers Morgan yeeted his own ass off Good Morning Britain, which has been his go-to platform for spewing hate for years.

Such an occasion deserves mass celebrations, right? But we can’t celebrate what a huge win this is for us all without reflecting on why it’s so fucking brilliant that he won’t be plaguing the airwaves with All Lives Matter, misogynistic BS.

Just to remind you of how demonic this guy is, here’s some of the most fucked-up things he’s said about women, and times that he had his ass handed to him.

To Little Mix:

“If men [strip] they’re arrested, if women do that, it’s empowering. Very, very empowering.

“Their stripping off to sell albums. Let’s just call it what it is. It’s not about feminist empowerment, it’s about ‘Let’s all get naked, everyone will run the pictures, we’ll sell more records’. That’s it. The rest of it is baloney.”

To Little Mix, Ariana Grande and Joan Grande:

“I’d just prefer they use their talent to sell records rather than their nudity.
As your own daughter does…!”

To Susan Sarandon:

“To clarify, I’ve no problem with Susan Sarandon flashing her breasts. Just tacky to do it when fronting ‘In Memoriam’ at awards show.”

To feminists everywhere:

“Won’t be long before feminazis start attacking me as ‘sexist’ for retweeting the cleavage tweets their fellow feminists are sending me…”

To Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner:

“If I were Kim & Kylie, I’d stop being photographed with Kendall.”

To Lady Gaga:

“I come from a big military family. It angers me when celebrities start claiming ‘PTSD’ about everything to promote themselves.”

And now here’s a bunch of times that Piers Morgan was roasted in spectacular fashion:

thanks, but I don't need clothes as much as you need press.

— Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) July 7, 2016

Honestly what is wrong with you @piersmorgan ? Didn’t your mother ever teach you, if you have nothing nice to say, don’t say it! You came for @TheEllenShow yesterday which was disgraceful, she is an angel. @LittleMix today, did you ever hear of paying homage? And..well never mind https://t.co/5WBOlL8t6O

— Joan Grande (@joangrande) November 21, 2018

thank you ♥️ what we do with our bodies is our choice and we felt liberated owning the negative words thrown at us as women. We’ll never stop talking/writing music about issues that affect so many women around the world. We have a voice to use it! we love you Ari ???? the girls x

— Little Mix (@LittleMix) November 21, 2018

Ellen is an incredible & kind human being.. I use my talent AND my sexuality all the time because i choose to. women can be sexual AND talented. naked and dignified. it’s OUR choice. ???? & we will keep fighting til people understand. i say this w all due respect but thank u, next. https://t.co/wSknRSlJN8

— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) November 21, 2018

also @piersmorgan, i look forward to the day you realize there are other ways to go about making yourself relevant than to criticize young, beautiful, successful women for everything they do. i think that’ll be a beautiful thing for you and your career or what’s left of it. ????

— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) November 21, 2018

Bye Piers Morgan. Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.