And now for the latest in “Indications The Apocalypse Is Upon Us”. Perfect celebrity couple Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis are splitting up.
The story was broken by aboveboard gossip mag People which reported the 14-year relationship is “all but officially finished.” An inside source told the magazine that after 14 years, two kids, and a perfect 10 on the scale of good looks, the couple may have been broken up for years. “My sense is that this is a couple which hasn’t existed for two years,” says the source.
Ugh this is awful and so sad. They always seemed so perfect for each other and so in love…
In related news: Johnny Depp is now single, ladies!

Title Image- Still of Johnny Depp in “The Tourist”