Sweet, somehow 50-year-old man Paul Rudd has had enough of all the Avengers: Endgame secrets. Never mind the fact that the movie comes out next week, Rudd wants the ending now. So, risking his career and life, Ant-Man filmed himself in a ~secret~ meeting with Endgame directors, the Russo Brothers.
(As far as marketing stunts go, this is just plain precious.)
“I’m so sick of these secrets,” Rudd tells the camera. “I’m going to try and find out what the story is and I’ll film it so you guys know. I’m tired of all these secrets, hush hush nonsense.”
The unsuspecting Russo Brothers just want to order some Chinese food for lunch but Rudd is determined, he wants the truth.
“What do you want?” the brothers ask looking at a menu.
“I’ll tell you what I want, I want to know whether or not I live or die.”
According to Joe and Anthony, only big Spoiler-Man Mark Ruffalo received a fake script so Rudd should know how the Infinity Saga ends.
“Everyone knows Ruffalo gets a fake script, he’s always ruining things, but I don’t know. I never got an ending,” Rudd says.
“Don’t be offended,” Anthony replies. “It was just for your safety … The door’s closed, just between us, here’s a list of people who die…”
“RUFFALO LEFT HIS PHONE.”
Bloody hell, the hype is real.
As far as actual spoilers go, the Russo Brothers recently shared a message on social media asking fans to not ruin the movie for others after they see it. Much like Infinity War‘s #ThanosDemandsYourSilence, the brothers added #DontSpoilTheEndgame to the bottom of their post.
Avengers: Endgame will fly into cinemas this Wednesday, April 24.
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