‘Parks & Rec’ Is Flogging Hundreds Of Props Online & It’s Not The Woooorst

EXTREMELY important news for every honorary Pawnee citizen out there: NBC is flogging off its Parks and Recreation props, and you can get a piece.

You know what this means:

If you’ve ever wanted a Lil’ Sebastian tee, Ron Swanson‘s brown leather jacket, a bottle of Snake Juice, or any of the insane branded merch from failed media conglomerate Entertainment 720, now’s your chance.

There’s about 280 different props and costumes up for sale, and it’s an absolute wild ride of nostalgia for the show. Here’s just a few of our fave pieces:

DUKE SILVER’S FEDORA

APRIL LUDGATE’S MUSTARD HOODIE

LESLIE ‘S FRAMED PHOTO OF LESLIE AND BEN

A PAWNEE GODDESS VEST & T-SHIRT

  

INFECTED PATIENT SIGNS FROM THE EMERGENCY DRILL

JOHNNY KARATE’S COSTUME

A KNOPE 2012 BADGE

A LESLIE & JAMM PAINTING

LESLIE KNOPE’S DISGUISE

AN ‘I MET LIL’ SEBASTIAN’ TEE

(There’s quite a few pieces of Lil’ Sebastian merch.)

  

RON SWANSON’S BROWN JACKET

LESLIE’S ‘ROSIE THE RIVETER’ COSTUME

A BOTTLE OF SNAKE JUICE

A ‘YA HEARD WITH PERD’ MUG

Obviously Chris Pratt already got his piece.

Just gazin’ off in the distance sippin’ some coffee from my FREAKIN’ FBI MUG. #burtmacklin

A post shared by chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) on Nov 27, 2017 at 2:15pm PST

The entire auction is running for three days over at Screenbid, if you’re looking for Christmas gifts and/or haven’t yet spent every last dollar on the Clickfrenzy deals. RIP money.

Image: NBC