Honestly, nothing amuses me more than a) people falling over as long as they don’t hurt themselves, b) dogs standing on their hind legs dancing and c) cases of mistaken identity.
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What is it about someone being confused for someone else that’s so hilarious? I do not know and I do not care – it just IS DAMN FUNNY. Today’s ~Great Mistaken Identity Mishap~? One Peter Dutton (@PeterDutton5), a charming African-American bloke from the States, who was just minding his own business before being inundated with Tweets directed at the Bad Peter Dutton (@PeterDuttonMP), potential Oz PM and Garbage Human.
https://twitter.com/thepressAU/status/1032429403878260736?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1032429403878260736&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pedestrian.tv%2Fentertainment%2Fliberal-leadership-memes-dutton-turnbull-australia%2F
Good Peter Dutton has started to Tweet about the many, many tags he’s been receiving.
I wish the people of Australia would look at my profile and realize I’m a 30 yr old black man before sending me tweets and DMs. https://t.co/vzTF8JeMlZ
— Peter Dutton, Sr. (@PeterDutton5) August 23, 2018
He’s since been asked by folks if he’d like to be our PM – since, well, the options aren’t exactly crash hot right now.
This may be an odd question…..but would you like to be the Prime Minister of Australia?
— big guy on campus? (@coolestdudeva) August 23, 2018
FYI, he’s keen.
Pretty sure my last tweet has made me the leading candidate for PM of Australia.
USA! It’s been real, mate. ✌🏾
— Peter Dutton, Sr. (@PeterDutton5) August 23, 2018
Although he was also quick to educate his new Aussie fans on his popcorn business. Hey, gotta hustle for that publicity, right?
To all my new Australian friends and family, this has been more than a pleasure! Some of you asked; I’m co-owner of an amazing popcorn company in Texas, @SoulFoodPopcorn! We’ll be on Amazon in Australia one day. Stay strong, mates! https://t.co/f6s82ggHhg pic.twitter.com/EJcM7LPMSC
— Peter Dutton, Sr. (@PeterDutton5) August 23, 2018
He’s good with gifs.
Shhhhh.. Lebron is playing. pic.twitter.com/Pvv0oQ5nlw
— Peter Dutton, Sr. (@PeterDutton5) May 16, 2018
He’s also… really hot.
Festival life or no life. #JMBLYA @jmblya pic.twitter.com/LhAQMBIYbl
— Peter Dutton, Sr. (@PeterDutton5) May 6, 2018
Butttt he’s all married and Christian and shit, and has a kid + a new one on the way. In fact, the only annoying thing about our new mate Peter Dutton The American is that he did one of those awful baby reveal videos.
And like that…my life has changed for the better! Baby Dutton is a baby girl! Love you, @audre_k! #Godisgood #genderreveal pic.twitter.com/ngysI27R7I
— Peter Dutton, Sr. (@PeterDutton5) July 21, 2018
Aside from that, we welcome our new overlord since the Aussie options are literal trash-fires.
