Oh My God Adam Scott Fucked Up A Pizza Class & Made A Calzone Instead

Oh my god, this story is almost too perfect to be true.

Adam Scott, a.k.a Ben Wyatt from ‘Parks and Recreation‘ and unfairly maligned ice clown, managed to fuck up a pizza making class in Italy and ended up making a calzone instead.

Let me repeat: ADAM SCOTT, tried to make a PIZZA, and ended up producing a CALZONE INSTEAD. Is this madness? Fate? Pure art too holy and pure for this world?

He tweeted his story in three parts this morning.

“As fate would have it, my pizza-making class in Italy goes awry, so the chef saves me by turning it into a calzone,”
he said. 
Check it.
Act I
Act II
Act III

LOOK AT THAT SMILE.

The best part about this story is that Adam is trying to play it off as a fortunate accident, and not the blatant pizza sabotage it so clearly is.
“Calzone, my sweet…. come to papa.”

Of course, the deeper meaning of Adam’s pizza making class gone awry was not lost on literally anyone.

There are two lessons to be learnt here. First, Adam Scott is a sneakier bastard than any of us hitherto suspected, and two, may all of us finding something to love like Adam Scott loves calzones.

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Photo: Adam Scott / Twitter.

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