Hold the DAMN phones, because the poster for Ocean’s 8 is here. After the 2017 we’ve all had, we deserve this. It’s the blessing our one true queen (Rihanna) bestowed upon us to make up for the absolute dire straights of these last few months.
Y’all ready for this?
Get Ready: pic.twitter.com/ShGu4L90Gw
— Sarah Paulson (@MsSarahPaulson) December 14, 2017
Sandra Bullock, Cate Blanchett, Anne Hathaway, Mindy Kaling, Sarah Paulson, Helena Bonham Carter and Rihanna, teaming up to pull off a heist at the Met Gala and looking like they’d raided the Balenciaga closets at the same time.
Even the film’s tagline is perfect: “Every con has its pros.” I just – HNGGGGGGG.
People are absolutely ~shooketh~ over the poster.
I’ve been ready my whole goddang life https://t.co/VCP17emi8G
— priscilla page (@BBW_BFF) December 14, 2017
https://twitter.com/Victtorr4/status/941359072837849094
— ¿ (@fentysnavi) December 14, 2017
This looks dope and props on having two actors with one name.
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) December 14, 2017
Him: Jarett, who would you like to invite to Hanukkah dinner tonight?
Me: pic.twitter.com/idLIF9TXct
— Jarett Wieselman (@JarettSays) December 14, 2017
Every single one of my moms https://t.co/LywjGBuiAc
— Hoai-Tran Bui (@htranbui) December 14, 2017
Let me describe for you my ideal movie… https://t.co/mUjCSuSJay
— Bridget Liszewski (@BridgetOnTV) December 14, 2017
The all-female iteration of the Ocean movies was hatched by Ocean’s Eleven director Steven Soderberg and Hunger Games director Gary Ross, with the plan to jumpstart a new franchise.
Rihanna shared the first pic from the film earlier this year, with the über stylish criminals riding the subway like it’s a goddamn limousine.
First looQ at #Oceans8. Coming summer 2018. pic.twitter.com/NNbgolsnWu
— Rihanna (@rihanna) January 30, 2017
Kim Kardashian and Kendall Jenner have even landed cameo rolls, with James Corden (ugh) being cast in a supporting role.
We’re excited for literally everything about this: the film, the trailers, the press tour, the speculation as to what their group chat is called, the premiere outfits, EVERYTHING. THANK YOU FOR THIS GIFT.
Now excuse us while we lie down to recover.
