O.J. Simpson Joins Twitter To “Set The Record Straight” & God Help Us All

In bizarre news, O.J. Simpson has joined Twitter just days after the 25th anniversary of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman’s murders.

[jwplayer 8iMCJxSH]

The disgraced athlete’s first tweet is a deeply unhinged video where he confirms that this is his only real Twitter account and that he’ll be sharing all his “thoughts and opinions” to the world.

He adds that he has “a little getting even to do.” Yikes.

“Hey, Twitter world. This is yours truly,” he begins. “Coming soon to Twitter, you’ll get to read all my thoughts and opinions on just about everything. Now, there’s a lot of fake O.J. accounts out there, so this one, @TheRealOJ32, is the only official one.”

“This should be a lot of fun. I’ve got a little getting even to do. So God bless. Take care.”

He later shared a second video where he announced that his intention is to “set the record straight.”

“Hey Twitter world. You know, for years, people have been able to say whatever they want to say about me with no accountability. But now, I get to challenge a lot of that BS and set the record straight,” he said.

“More importantly, I’ll be able to talk about everything, especially sports and fantasy football, and even politics. But for now, let me just say, to my fellow fathers out there, happy Father’s Day. God bless.”

His location on his profile is listed as Las Vegas, while his bio reads, “If you don’t see it here, I didn’t say it.”

Simpson recently spoke to the Associated Press, saying that “life is fine.”

He also revealed he and his children with Brown, Justin and Sydney, do not speak of Brown’s murder, which took place 25 years ago this week.

“We don’t need to go back and relive the worst day of our lives. The subject of the moment is the subject I will never revisit again,” he said.

“My family and I have moved on to what we call the ‘no negative zone.’ We focus on the positives.”

More Stuff From PEDESTRIAN.TV