Hollywood is full of mysteries. Why does Keanu Reeves never age? Why did Zooey Deschanel‘s parents see the usual number of vowels her name requires and thought, “fuck it, fam”? Why do Brendan Fraser‘s people never give me his personal phone number ‘just in case’?
Clearly, it’s conspiracy city.
James Marsden takes lookalike teenage son Jack to the #SAGAwards https://t.co/FE92wSA1Ht pic.twitter.com/M5YVIifHJD
— People Magazine (@people) January 30, 2017
The man is clearly fresh out of a catalogue. He’s in his middish-to-late twenties, max. If you cut him in half to count the rings you’d find 28 at the absolute tops.
Anyone else perplexed as to how James Marsden’s son looks older than him? Som real Benjamin Button stuff right there. That jawline tho!
— Jay Stevens (@jaystevensradio) January 30, 2017
How does James Marsden have a 15 year old son? I thought he was like 29. #ThoseGenes https://t.co/SK25Bw2IUO
— Tara Ess (@TaraEmmEss) January 30, 2017
And yet, he demonstrably does, as evidenced by said son’s appearance on the SAG red carpet yesterday next to daddy dearest.
His son, Jack, has been accompanying his papi to media events since at least 2009, as seen in this pic of Jack, James and Mary (his daughter) from some kind of Arts Express Yourself event that year.
Clearly, James Marsden is some kind of vampire. And Sweetwater‘s gun-slingin’ hero is far too old for Dolores.
Photo: Getty / David Livingston; Charlie Gallay.