It’s really no secret that master craftsman and burly salt-of-the-earth guy Nick Offerman shares a Ron Swanson-like mistrust of modern-day whosits, whatsits and other assorted flim-flam.

This week, the comedian reached deep into his moustache – or possibly just went into his shed, what the hell do we know? – and produced a series of wooden emojis, guaranteed to make your next text message exchange as unwieldy as shit.

The seventh and final season of Parks And Recreation will begin airing early next year.