News Reporter Roz seeks revenge on Karl Stefanovic, Fails

And in more fascinating news pertaining to one Karl Stefanovic, news reader Roz Kelly has acted in vengeful ways trying to outshame her prankster.

Following a telepromtper gaffe that left her red-faced yesterday, the butt of The Almighty’s gags retaliated in the form of video footage, airing a clip of Karl performing in an ice-skating comp that interrupted an update about David Beckham’s retirement

It is not known how long ago the ice-skating thing was, or where Karl attained such dazzling kaleidoscopic fashuns. But much to the dismay of Roz, he was zero percent embarrassed. In fact, he praised his own prowess on the ice and challenged Roz’s. He commented on the current wearability of his multicoloured shirt (medium rotation). He was generally smug because he knows who he is.
So no triumph for Roz. Does Roz even remember the 2009 Logies and Karl’s cracker of a Morning Show the day after? Superhuman. There is not a trace of dormant shame or embarrassment left to be ignited.

Put down your guns Roz! Step down with grace and acknowledge your victor: 

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