New ‘Scary Movie 5’ Trailer Is Upsetting But Necessary Viewing

STRAIGHT TO HELL! is where the makers of this movie are going. It’s the completely unnecessary and painfully unfunny fifth installment of the Scary Movie franchise, and with references to Evil Dead, Mama, Insidious as well as a ghoulish Honey Boo Boo cameo you’d think there would be enough source material to produce a couple of laughs but… well, the tagline in the movie is “Some Moments Should Never Be Taped” and that is a sentiment that could be applied to this entire film.

We have posted this trailer only because we feel a responsibility to protect you.