New App Feeds Your Ex Obsession, Gathers Your Memories In One Sad Place


Know what makes breaking up suck so fucking much? Pinning down a boo that ticks [most] of the boxes is a deceptively difficult game.

Plenty of fish in the sea? Bullshit.

So when you do manage to find someone, and things turn ugly, it’s not as easy as ‘getting over it’ – especially if you find yourself the dumpee to your ex’s dumper. 

Instead, solid nights are spent flicking through the sickeningly-sweet texts you used to send / receive, gazing forlornly at old Instagram posts (like really old, as in 135w ago), and a thorough combing of every new Facebook wall post for good measure.

It’s deeply cathartic, self-sabotage that can be forgiven in the face of .

Now there’s an app for to help facilitate all of the above, albeit much more simply: Shryne, self-described as “your relationship historian”, collates a digital scrapbook of every interaction with your former lover(s), from emails, texts to Facebook photos, into “one beautiful feed” to weep mercilessly over. 

Or in their words:

“Shryne is your personal relationship historian. Create beautiful archives of your favourite people using texts, emails, and social network memories. Each archive makes it easy for you to filter and search through old messages and photos.”

When If all the stalking starts to tip you over into the murky waters of pure insanity, Shryne will let you freeze said archive for up to a year to help the “emotional healing process during breakups”, after which it unlocks and you’re on your own so you better get the fuck over it.
Want to create a similarly disturbing virtual archive of your mates and immediate family? Shryne’s all for that, too.
Get it for iOS over here

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