Netflix Reveals You Sickos Watched Half A Billion Hours Of Adam Sandler

Streaming juggernauts Netflix recently released their earnings report for the first quarter of 2017 and man, have they got some unsettling news for you. 

Don’t worry, they’re not going under. As far as earnings go, the company is still making a boat-load of cash, so let’s just allay that fear right now. 
But just when you thought washed-up actor Adam Sandler was beginning his slide into the abyss from whence he came, the media overlords announced that Netflix subscribers have watched more than 500 million hours of his horrible films between December 2015 and now. 

“Since the launch of The Ridiculous 6, Netflix members have spent more than half a billion hours enjoying the films of Adam Sandler.”

Half a billion hours. What the fuck, guys. I thought we all collectively agreed that his work beyond the 90s is a heaping pile of shit. The Ridiculous 6 has a 0 percent rating on Rotten Tomatoes, for fuck’s sake. 
But this is all good news for Netflix, who made a four-movie deal with Sandler that was clearly a very good investment. “We continue to be excited by our Sandler relationship and our members continue to be thrilled with his films,” they said. 
Please stop enabling Adam Sandler, he has had his time. You are, however, encouraged to watch films from his heyday, including the classics, Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore
Remember the good times and allow him to perish. 

Source: The Verge.
Photo: Getty / Jason LaVeris.