Netflix Revealed Its September Releases List & Holy Shit Clear Your Diary

Sweet merciful lord. The good folk at Netflix are about to gift unto you all its veritable truckload of September content, and believe us when we say you might want to feather your snack nest right sodding now, because your butt is fixin’ to get a hell of a lot of couch time in the coming weeks.

Right off the bat the streaming giant is coming in hot with the Netflix Original content. On September 1st, the brand new season of Narcos is set to drop in hotter than a DEA unit onto an Escobar villa.

Later in the month sees the release of the absolutely batshit insane-looking first season of American Vandal, the true crime mockumentary centring on a mysterious spate of dick graffiti. Who drew the damn dicks? You’ll find out come September 15th.

If stand-up comedy is your bag, September also happens to be a pretty big month. Not only is Jerry Seinfeld‘s long-awaited greatest hits special Jerry Before Seinfeld dropping on the 19th, but before that you get a tasty warm-up from everyone’s favourite grumpy Dad Marc Maron with his new special Too Real landing on September 5th.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL. Also this month there’s the fourth season of Bojack Horseman, the continuation of the seriously great third season of Rick & Morty, all new episodes of Fuller House, and David Attenborough‘s brand new nature-doc series Great Barrier Reef.

Further still, a hot mess of seriously bloody great films are hitting the ‘Flix this month. “Like what?” Glad you asked!

There’s Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, and The Notebook, and Carrie, and Road to Perdition, and Children of Men, and The Imitation Game, and Amy, and Gravity, and Funny People, and Dreamgirls and heaps more.

All that – all of that – is arriving this coming month.

Wipe the schedule clear. Leaving the house just became a non-option.

Peep the full list of titles arriving on Netflix in September below:

September 1st
Narcos – Season 3
Chelsea – Season 2 
(released weekly)
FINAL FANTASY XIV Dad Of Light – Season 1
LEGO Elves: Secrets of Elvendale – Season 1
Bananas in Pyjamas – Season 1
West Coast Customs – Season 5
Little Evil
Great Barrier Reef with David Attenborough
(event series)
The Squid and the Whale
Road to Perdition
The Firm
The Taking of Pelham 123
XXX: State of the Union
Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist
Mickey Blue Eyes
The B-Side: Elsa Dorfman’s Portrait Photography
The Last Shaman
She’s Gotta Have It

September 3rd
Rick & Morty – Season 3, Episodes 6-8 (released weekly)
Whitney: Can I Be Me

September 5th
Marc Maron: Too Real (stand-up)
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

September 6th
Shooter – Season 2 (released weekly)

September 7th
American Sniper
The Nut Job
The Big Wedding
The Last Stand
Olympus Has Fallen

September 8th
Bojack Horseman – Season 4
The Expanse – Season 2
Fire Chasers – Season 1
The Confession Tapes: Season 1
Spirit: Riding Free – Season 2
Greenhouse Academy – Season 1
Fabrizio Copano: Solo Pienso En Mi
Joaquín Reyes: Una y no más (stand-up)
The Expendables 3
The Gift
The Imitation Game
The Notebook
Safe Haven
Children of Men

September 9th
Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation

September 11th
The Interview

September 12th
Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster (stand-up)

September 13th
Offspring – Season 7
The Lone Ranger

September 15th
American Vandal – Season 1
VeggieTales in the City – Season 2
Project MC² – Part 5
Time: The Kalief Browder Story – Season 1
Dragon’s Den: Season 13
First They Killed My Father
Strong Island
Now You See Me
Lone Survivor
Funny People
Foo Fighters: Back and Forth
George Harrison: Living in the Material World

September 16th
Bates Motel – Season 4

September 17th
Wild Wild West

September 18th

September 19th
Jerry Before Seinfeld

September 21st
The Good Place – Season 1
The Good Place – Season 2 (released weekly)

September 22nd
Fuller House (new episodes)
Jack Whitehall: Travels With My Father – Season 1
Pretty Little Liars – Season 7
The Bad Batch
Michael Jackson: The Life of an Icon

September 25th
Star Trek: Discovery – Season 1 (released weekly)

September 26th
Terrace House: Aloha State – Part 4

September 28th
Designated Survivor – Season 2 (released weekly)

September 29th
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
Big Mouth – Season 1
Club de Cuervos – Season 3
The Magic School Bus Rides Again – Season 1
Paul Hollywood’s Big Continental Road Trip – Season 1
Real Rob: Season 2
Our Souls at Night
Gerald’s Game
Like Crazy

September 30th
Heartland – Season 10