
Twitter is a dark and miserable place, especially during a pandemic. But sometimes it delivers the good shit. I am of course talking about the meme that pits your 2020 plans against our reality, because all we can really do now is laugh through the tears. Hahahaha. Let us begin.
FUCK.
My plans 2020 pic.twitter.com/r0v9gT2BA0
— ⌘ left at london ⌘ (@LeftAtLondon) May 19, 2020
(Parasite is available to stream on Stan, by the way.)
https://twitter.com/alex_abads/status/1262231966579134465
https://twitter.com/spdrvrs/status/1262465420222750721
Oh god.
https://twitter.com/abbyonfilm/status/1262500206656053251
Oh GOD.
My Summer plans 2020 pic.twitter.com/SaobcZXKpp
— Comedian Chris Hightower (@FunnyCHigh) May 19, 2020
OH GOD.
https://twitter.com/BrianLynch/status/1262476940234993670
Stop it.
My plans: 2020: pic.twitter.com/rw6bRNtoKe
— Chris (@chrisjamesyoung) May 18, 2020
My Plans // 2020 pic.twitter.com/8OjwTF8ouV
— zach silberberg supports the WGA (@zachsilberberg) May 19, 2020
My Plans: 2020: pic.twitter.com/x2FrV1tIZG
— John Robert Allman (@Johnny_Allman) May 19, 2020
My plans 2020 pic.twitter.com/sjAYcNbUDn
— mad men pics (@madmenpics) May 18, 2020
My plans: 2020: pic.twitter.com/zo0zrUWU33
— Andy ✨ (@AndyDO_) May 18, 2020
My plans 2020 pic.twitter.com/dW70ef0W9V
— Max Balegde (@Balegde_) May 17, 2020
My plans 2020 pic.twitter.com/0ZXtrbUpj0
— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) May 20, 2020
My plans 2020 pic.twitter.com/5RMtgOPVWG
— Tom Zohar (@TomZohar) May 18, 2020
I’ve been laughing at this next one for too long.
My plans: 2020: pic.twitter.com/zxxRu4utIU
— Chris Currie (@furioushorses) May 19, 2020
My plans: 2020: pic.twitter.com/GJaIWbz9PR
— Bilge Ebiri (@BilgeEbiri) May 19, 2020
BIG WOOF. The above is from Melancholia helmed by controversial director Lars von Trier. It’s a film I’ll never watch again. Enough said.
My plans: 2020: pic.twitter.com/HsjB5Is25R
— FANGORIA (@FANGORIA) May 19, 2020
This next one is from The Midnight Gospel, which you can find on Netflix. I don’t know what is going on. I don’t know if I want to know. I don’t know if I can even process it.
my plans 2020 pic.twitter.com/ogLchyMtLx
— The Midnight Gospel (@MidnightGospel) May 19, 2020
If you’re unfamiliar with The Midnight Gospel, I’ll summarise it real quick. It’s an adult animated series from Adventure Time creator Pendleton Ward and Duncan Trussell of the Duncan Trussell Family Hour podcast. That’s it, that’s all you need to know.
Moving on.
my plans 2020 pic.twitter.com/ahayaTX6ks
— feral (@ncrmalpeople) May 19, 2020
I haven’t watched Normal People yet – I’m reading the book first, don’t yell at me – but based on the amount of comments and likes, I assume this is… relatable. I can’t wait for this book / series to destroy me!
But nothing, nothing beats this.
my plans 2020 pic.twitter.com/OAxrkWMDi7
— Triple Threat (@Queerxoxox) May 18, 2020
MY CABBAGES.
If you have not watched Avatar: The Last Airbender, you SHOULD. Look at the likes on that tweet compared to the others. IT RULES. The series is on Netflix, if you’ve run out of iso content. There are three seasons all up and each episode goes for less than 30 minutes. Do it.