Crushing the dreams of hopeful prepubescent males and mammary fans the world over Miranda Kerr has confirmed that she and the prettiest elf in all of Middle Earth Orlando Bloom got married in a secret ceremony overnight. Now they’re off to enjoy their honeymoon… or HAVE A BABY
Speculation about Miranda’s womb vacancy has been rife since they announced their engagement, and when asked about the pregnancy rumours Kerr’s Australian agent recently said, “I am sorry but I am unable to make a comment.”
The first pictures of Miranda in the Jil Sander fall campaign have provided us with another exciting revelation today: side boob!
Miranda was to walk in the David Jones parade at the start of August but obviously her honeymoon (pregnancy downtime???) means she had to cancel her appearance. Instead Abbey Lee, Catherine McNeil and Nicole Trunfio, along with Alexandra Agostan will be hitting the runway instead. That’s a more than sufficient trade.
Miranda said, “Abbey-Lee, Nicole, Catherine and Alexandra will bring to the catwalk a supercharged, international element of glamour and excitement. They are among the most in demand models globally and are the perfect fit to exclusively represent David Jones for the Spring Summer Fashion Launch. I feel extremely confident that I have left the Summer Fashion Launch in the best possible hands.”
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