It Sure Looks Like Miley & Liam Sneakily Got Hitched While We Weren’t Looking

Now, this is rude. I have utmost respect for all celebs and their comings and goings, but I cannot tolerate a young power couple getting married just before my shift on Christmas Day, when I was hoping all I would have to write for the next eight and a half hours is stupid low-effort holiday articles. Alas! It looks like Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth tied the knot on Sunday.

In photos posted to Conrad Carr‘s Instagram, it sure seems like Miley and Liam – wearing white and black respectively – are standing in front of a wedding cake with a big-ass knife. I’m no expert, but that looks like a wedding to me. I’m just a regular guy with no skin in the game, but I know a wedding when I see one.

The legion of insane Miley fans on Twitter got screenies of the event in question, saving me the job of doing it myself. Thank you! I apologise in advance for the all-caps yelling in the captions.

As some have pointed out, this might just be a dress rehearsal, seeing as Miley’s mum Tish is wearing a black top and jeans. Or she might just be energetically putting out a chill mum vibe at the actual wedding.

The pair met in 2009 on the set of The Last Song, and dated until 2013, when they called it quits for a while before reuniting in 2016. Now they’re married. Maybe. Good on ’em either way.