Eyewitness Claims Miley Cyrus & Kaitlynn Carter Were “Basically Having Sex” At An LA Club

Kaitlynn Carter, Miley Cyrus

Uh, Liam Hemsworth, if you’re reading this: please exit this window right now. In fact, just switch your phone to airplane mode and go for a nice surf with your brother Chris Hemsworth ‘coz nothing good can come from the latest Miley Cyrus news… (For you, anyway. Kaitlynn Carter, meanwhile, is having a fabulous time).

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A sneaky source has told Page Six that the rumoured couple were spotted macking on with each other at West Hollywood’s Soho House last Friday, just hours after Miley dropped the scathing breakup bop about Liam, ‘Slide Away’.

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“They were obsessed with each other. They couldn’t keep their hands off each other,” the source said.

“They were kissing and making out everywhere. In the bathroom, at the bar, in the middle of the floor. They were basically having sex. There’s no question they’re together.”

The insider added, “They were making out all over the place, and didn’t care who saw.”

Meanwhile Liam has been a wholesome beach boi, having been spotted on numerous occasions at Byron Bay with his fam.

The way that the pair has been handling the breakup seems to contradict the alleged reason behind their parting of ways.

Multiple sources have revealed that it was Miley who broke up with Liam because of the actor’s alleged partying.

“Everyone always thinks Miley is problematic and immature and a hardcore partier while he’s this chill surfer dude, but that’s actually [not accurate],” a source told PEOPLE. “Liam parties with his friends, and Miley thinks he should’ve grown out of that by now.”

That being said, perhaps they’re both breaking out of their routine and doing something new now that the relationship is done.

As my favourite pop star once said, life’s a climb, but the view is great.

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