Move over Joe Keery, TikTok has crowned its new white boy of the month: Miles Teller. But specifically when he does that little shoulder wriggle in Top Gun: Maverick.
Every few weeks or so, TikTok finds a new white man to obsess over. It used to be Jonathan Bailey from Bridgerton. Then it was Joe Keery from Stranger things (which I whole-heartedly was on board for). Now it’s Miles Teller and honestly… I see it. I hate that I see it. But I do see it.
It all started with one specific scene in Top Gun: Maverick, of Miles Teller goofing it up with the boyz before he just… does the thing.
What thing? I don’t know what it’s called. A little dance? A shoulder wriggle? A shimmy shimmy? Whatever you want to call it, he did the thing, and the result is a bewitchment so potent its powers have ensnared girls, gays and theys across the globe.
only reason we watched the movie♬ Take My Breath Away (Love Theme from “Top Gun”) – Berlin
Hope everybody had a nice, fun and safe Memorial Day 🇺🇸♬ Take My Breath Away (Love Theme from “Top Gun”) – Berlin
Now look. While some may only just be discovering Miles Teller now (completely understandable), he has been around for a while. Remember Whiplash (2014)??? Incredible movie, incredible acting, and for that he was always hot, just a little, tiny bit. Sorry to my friends who I know will flay me for saying so. Girls who get it, get it. Girls who don’t, don’t.
So Top Gun: Maverick is easily an instant classic. Obviously.— L A N E (@lane_dorr) June 3, 2022
What I’m trippin on is how y’all are just now showin all this love to Miles Teller when the dude has been carrying his own since Footloose back in 2011..
Willard was & still is that guy.
Anyway, his performance, pornstache and incredible pectorals have truly taken the world by storm. But sorry to the horny babes out there, Miles *does* have a wife. Who is actually one of his biggest fans because she’s been reposting thirst traps of him on TikTok, too. A whole hype queen, we love to see it!!!
Not Miles Teller’s wife uploading TikTok edits of him so we can thirst together 😂— Chicks in the Office (@ChicksInTheOff) May 31, 2022
If you haven’t yet watched Top Gun: Maverick, proceed with caution: side effects include dizziness and extreme thirst.
Do NOT go see the new Top Gun movie!!! They put a spell on me that made me attracted to Miles Teller. I’ve never been so scared— Belinda mooney (@dandysm0tt) May 30, 2022
If you cannot afford the ego-crushing illness of obsession over yet ANOTHER rich white man (especially one that, uh, is not the most wholesome out there), stay far away. You have been warned.