Mila Kunis And Ashton Kutcher Got Married, Forgot To Tell You

Overnight, we learned that famous, beautifully-proportioned people Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher had tied the knot, and didn’t even think to invite any of us non-famous, weirdly-proportioned people to the ceremony.

Celebrities: it’s like they don’t even give a shit about our feelings. 
The news came to light during an appearance on the Late Late Show, when newly-minted host James Corden pressed Kunis for information about her relationship status. 
She was cagey, telling him “maybe”, until Corden checked for a wedding ring and discovered one. “They are married!” he told the cheering audience as Kunis appeared mortified.
Most ‘spontaneous’ talk show occurrences are anything but, like when Fallon just happened to have a pair of mics lying around so Ariana Grande could bust out her pitch perfect Celine Dion impression, so we don’t know how much planning went into this. 
Regardless, two attractive people who have a daughter together, and who you maybe sorta kind of assumed were already married have now officially gotten hitched. Congratulations, you guys!
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