Michael B Jordan Seems To Have Gone Public With His New GF & He Didn’t Even Tell Me First?

Michael B. Jordan and Lori Harvey

I am sorry to bring you this news, but it looks like Michael B Jordan, extremely handsome actor man, activist and People’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2020, is off the market. Single women, weep. Throw yourselves into the sea. Do what you must to stifle your grief.

Mere hours ago, 33-year-old Black Panther star Jordan posted photos with his new GF, 24-year-old model Lori Harvey, to Instagram.

The shadowy pics see Jordan in glasses and Harvey standing very close to him in front of what looks like a Christmas tree. The next picture sees the couple inches away from each other’s faces, like they’re about to go in for a smooch.

The reveal has celebrities howling with excitement and heart emojis in the comments, including Black-ish actor Marsai Martin, Bring It On actor Gabrielle Union and singer Teyana Taylor.

Lori Harvey too shared a post of Christmasy couple polaroids, including one where Jordan is almost giving her a kiss on the cheek. She captioned the image with a brown love heart, all but confirming their blossoming love.

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Sorry, everyone, the outlook here is grim. This is couple posting if we ever saw it. These two are almost definitely boning, ergo, you’ve missed your shot at the angel Michael B Jordan – or the extremely hot and talented Lori Harvey.

In December, The Sun shared photos of Jordan and Harvey arriving together to Salt Lake City, Utah to celebrate New Year’s Eve. The couple were first spotted together by TMZ arriving in Atlanta, Georgia, Harvey’s hometown, for Thanksgiving. Both Jordan and Harvey were also part of a group photographed at Nobu in Malibu, California, all the way back in March.

While Jordan’s been notoriously private about his dating life, Lori Harvey has previously been linked to Dutch soccer player, Memphis Depay, Diddy‘s son, Justin Combs, and rappers Trey Songz and Future.

But Jordan described to People in November after his Sexiest Man Alive win what he’s looking for in a partner. “A sense of humour, true understanding, because [an actor’s] life is not conducive to a relationship – it’s really not… Somebody that’s nurturing. I’ve got a list. That’s probably why my ass is still single.”

Except that a week after his interview with People, he was flying to Atlanta with Harvey… Interesting.

If it’s any solace, Michael B Jordan promised in November on Jimmy Kimmel Live that he intended to join OnlyFans to raise money to build a barber shop school. And what can we expect from his subscription-only content? “Eating fruit, all types of crazy stuff, it’s going to get wild.” That’s hot.

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