You can always trust Men’s Rights Activists to give you a good chuckle before you descend into a pit of despair and soul-sucking horror that these troglodytes not just walk the earth, but pied-piper other bottom dwelling lowlifes into following their twisted logic.
This time, it’s fuckboy hotbed Return of Kings, and their target is Mad Max: Fury Road.
In an article entitled “Why You Should Not Go See “Mad Max: Feminist Road”, author Aaron Clarey spews forth indignant rage that he was ~almost~ tricked by Hollywood into watching feminist propaganda pretending to be a “straight-up guys flick”.
“If you were like me, the explosions, fire tornadoes, even the symphonic score surrounding “Fury Roads’s” first trailer made your attendance a forgone conclusion. It looked like a straight-up guy flick. No fucking around. Perhaps even a little, hidden acknowledgement from the director that when the shit hits the gan, it will be men like
Jack DonovanMad Max who will be in charge.”
FYI the article’s comment section – which is racking up in the hundreds, and gaining the sentiment actual traction – is worse than any YouTube comment section ever has been or likely will ever be. Do not enter if you desire your sanity. But if you’re trying to find where all the human dredges of congregate, I know a great place.
In said article, Clarey describes how he started to wake up to all the ways those pesky feminists have infiltrated the movie. Like Charlize Theron talking “a lot during the trailers”. Or a woman giving Mad Max orders. And then it dawned on him. Hollywood is trying to TRICK MEN INTO SEEING FEMINIST PROPAGANDA. WITH EXPLOSIONS AND SUCH.
The only logical step of course would be to warn every man in America and worldwide not to see this movie, less the unsuspecting amongst them didn’t realise they were about to propel the feminist takeover of Hollywood blockbusters forever more.
“[Men] in America and around the world are going to be duped by explosions, fire tornadoes, and desert raiders into seeing what is guaranteed to be nothing more than feminist propaganda, while at the same time being insulted AND tricked into viewing a piece of American culture ruined and rewritten right in front of their very eyes.”
“So do yourself and all men across the world a favor (sic). Not only REFUSE to see the movie, but spread the word to as many men as possible. Not all of them have the keen eye we do at ROK. And most will be taken in by fire tornadoes and explosions. Because if they sheepishly attend and Fury Road is a blockbuster, then you, me, and all the other men (and real women) in the world will never be able to see a real action movie ever again that doesn’t contain some damn political lecture or moray about feminism, SJW-ing, and socialism.”
Look. Men’s Rights Activists like to stomp their feet and whine that the world is too favourable to women (the same world where one women dies every five days from domestic violence in Australia alone), but trying to reason with them is next-to-futile and you’ll just end up with a rage-induced headache and possibly broken objects in your immediate vicinity.
Read. Laugh at flawed logic. Move on.
