Megan Fox Dumped From Transformers 3

In a move that could be attributed to her comparing Director Michael Bay to Hitler, Megan Fox has been dropped from Transformers 3 paving the way for a crazy rumour mill of replacements, including Australian model and noted non-actor Miranda Kerr.

Says Deadline Hollywood: “Paramount won’t be picking up Megan Fox’s option on Transformers 3 — and it was “ultimately” director Michael Bay’s decision.” Burn! An insider also told the site that “giving Shia a new love interest makes more sense for the story.” Which is true because the filmmakers obviously value logic and every minute of Transformers I and II makes complete scientific and psychological sense except the part where Shia LaBeouf successfully courts Megan Fox because that’s more implausible than the existence of giant robots from space who can transform into cars and sound like Hugo Weaving.

Now they’ve cleared that plot hole up, let’s enjoy the ridiculousness of the Fox-replacement rumour mill which includes Prince Of Persia star Gemma Arterton and models Bar Rafaeli, Miranda Kerr and Brooklyn Decker.

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