Meet The Guy Who Got Arrested For Trying To Throw A Dildo At Donald Trump

Elijah Daniel is a one-of-a-kind specimen.

The 22-year LA-based comedian and writer was detained and questioned by the Secret Service at a Trump campaign rally in Sparks, Nevada earlier this year after attempting to smuggle a 2-foot glittery pink dildo into the rally to throw the large phallic object at the controversial Republican front-runner (who wants to buy the man a beer?).

He live-tweeted the occurrence, including questioning:

YALL IM ALIVE JUST BEING QUESTIONED BY SECRET SERVICE LMAO pic.twitter.com/XR1YvznXpN

— Elijah Daniel (@aguywithnolife) February 23, 2016

And followed up with a gripping explanation, highlighting the important fact that he was released after questioning: 

I snuck a two foot long glitter covered dildo into the Trump rally to throw on stage but they caught me lmaoooooo they let us go.

— Elijah Daniel (@aguywithnolife) February 23, 2016

Elijah told PEDESTRIAN.TV that the dildo was “thick, long, tan, glittery and no balls attached”, and described the experience as “exhilirating”.

im still crying laughing i was interrogated by secret service while hiding a giant dildo between my thighs WHY AM I LIKE THIS

— Elijah Daniel (@aguywithnolife) February 24, 2016

Ultimately, he was let off scot-free, but with the warning that he would be kicked out of all future Trump rallies if he tried to attend. 

I am officially banned from every Trump rally. My work here is done.

— Elijah Daniel (@aguywithnolife) February 23, 2016

In addition to the dildo incident, Elijah has a plethora of impressive accomplishments under his belt, largely involving how to cause shit to go incredibly viral on the Internet without (ideally) getting arrested.

Another one of his top achievements was getting drunk and writing a 20-page erotic novel about Donald Trump called Trump Temptation: The Billionaire & The Bellboy, which became an Amazon Best Seller in six hours. 

that time I became a best selling author because I wrote a 20 page trump erotic novel pic.twitter.com/DSq421WtkJ

— Elijah Daniel (@aguywithnolife) February 1, 2016

We recently caught up with him in LA and he told us the top five dumbest things he’s ever done on our Snapchat (PEDESTRIAN.TV):

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Warning: potential dildos. 

Source: Twitter / @aguywithnolife.