
YALL IM ALIVE JUST BEING QUESTIONED BY SECRET SERVICE LMAO pic.twitter.com/XR1YvznXpN
— Elijah Daniel (@aguywithnolife) February 23, 2016
I snuck a two foot long glitter covered dildo into the Trump rally to throw on stage but they caught me lmaoooooo they let us go.
— Elijah Daniel (@aguywithnolife) February 23, 2016
im still crying laughing i was interrogated by secret service while hiding a giant dildo between my thighs WHY AM I LIKE THIS
— Elijah Daniel (@aguywithnolife) February 24, 2016
I am officially banned from every Trump rally. My work here is done.
— Elijah Daniel (@aguywithnolife) February 23, 2016
that time I became a best selling author because I wrote a 20 page trump erotic novel pic.twitter.com/DSq421WtkJ
— Elijah Daniel (@aguywithnolife) February 1, 2016
