It’s Hammer time. And by hammer time I mean, MC friggen Hammer is destined for Sydney next week.
The eighties icon who was made famous for his pants and a very solid flat top is visiting Sydney and Melbourne for a few parties.
Unfortunately the fashionista is here for business, promoting the new Xbox Karaoke game †Lips: Number One Hits’, which of course features his chart topping smash hit †U Can’t Touch This’. So he won’t actually be putting on a concert for the public.
Bizarrely enough he’s also hosting a university lecture on the power of Twitter. Apparently he’s in the top most influential musicians on the social networking site. And people say one hit wonders have no acclaim.
Anyone who is still paid damn good money for wearing a pair of hideous pants and doing a dance that mirrors the walk of a crab, deserves everything they can get.
