This morning, live on air, Matt & Alex presented their not-so-coveted Crumb Of The Year award, and this year, they honoured Richard Wilkins, for the totally shoddy act of stealing their hot chips at a movie screening.
#MALTYs Award for Crumb Of The Year – as voted by you – goes to…
@RichardWilkins for stealing our hot chips at a movie screening.
— Matt and Alex (@mattandalex) December 6, 2015
Wilkins himself has yet to respond to this dubious honour, but some clever sausage already jumped on to Wikipedia this morning, and edited it to reflect this accomplishment in the ‘Honours’ section of his page.
Wikipedia’s fascist editing regime has already attempted to scrub all traces of Wilkins’ ‘Crumb Of The Year’ win, but we’ll always be able to bask in the glory of the above screengrab. #NeverForget
Stop stealing other people’s chips, Richard Wilkins.
Photo: Don Arnold via Getty Images / Twitter
