It’s become de rigueur to stretch a piece of entertainment into an extended universe. We can’t just have Star Wars films; we need additional TV shows. We’re not satisfied with Iron Man and Captain America; we need Avengers blockbusters, and subsequent memes skewering “the most ambitious crossover event in history.”
Likewise, we can’t just have Married At First Sight, either. We need subsequent club nights with some of the show’s most notable units.
Melbourne’s Club 23 has revealed that the show’s emotional core Dean Wells along and seemingly-lovestruck Telverne Williams will be on deck this Friday for – wait for it – the Boy’s Night Part II event.
In a video posted right around the moment Wells’ texting tomfoolery was revealed to the world, he appeared in a truly stunning video promoting the upcoming Red Heart club night. It is truly something.
If you’re the kind of person who is keen to sidle into the reality of life post-reality television – and the kind of person who’d really like to commemorate one of Australia’s most notorious wife-swapping conversations – you can sidle down to the event tomorrow night.
If not? Well, fuck. Stay at home. Get some fresh air. Read a book. Read an article about how choosing to watch reality television shouldn’t be looked down upon, as it could have valid stress-relieving properties.
It doesn’t matter. Hell is empty, and the devils are here.
