Married At First Sight trash heap – I refuse to call him “villain” – Dean Wells has assured KIIS FM‘s Kyle and Jackie O that all of the contestants are probably hooking up with each other off-camera.
“All I say is a lot of stuff happens in the hotel rooms that no-one really knows about,” he said, after Kyle asked if they all the contestants were ‘swapping’ like some kind of 70s key party.
“Why did they put us all together really?”
Who knows, Dean. Maybe for ratings.
“Twenty extrovert nymphomaniacs in a hotel room together,” he continued. “That was a bad idea.”
Of course, it comes after Dean confessed to cheating on his new wife Tracey with someone else’s new wife Davina, later twisting the knife in further by apologising to Tracey by performing a rap.
But according to Dean’s nudge nudge, wink wink comments to Kyle, everybody’s hooking up at these after-hours parties. (Tracey calls them “debriefs”. Dean calls them “parties”.)
“There’s parties every night in someone’s room,” he said, adding that they’re technically “against the rules.”
I imagine that every room Dean enters is so pungent in misplaced alpha male bro-ism that it automatically acquires the exact vibe of a frat party, and therefore he’s quite correct in calling “hanging out in your mate’s hotel room” a “party”.
If there is a single woman in Australia left willing to fuck Dean Wills after this entire trash fire is over, then I will eat my (very small) hat.
