Here’s one to induct into the cursed imagery hall of fame: Mark Zuckerberg has been photographed sashaying around on an electric surfboard in Hawaii and it really was… a sight to see.
In the snaps, the evil overlord of FB rides a (US)$12,000 Efoil board, which allows users to glide above the water, alongside pro surfer Kai Lenny.
Billionaires riding crazy exxy water vehicles isn’t exactly a rarity, but it’s the batshit sun safety application Zucc’s got going on that has punters paying him out.
The dude slathered his face with what appears to have been an entire tub of sunscreen and failed to apply it properly. If he wasn’t on a board in the middle of the ocean, one would assume that he was applying clown makeup and, well, if the oversized shoe fits.
induct this photo of mark zuckerberg surfing into the cursed imagery hall of fame. pic.twitter.com/ggRJYHWFyP
— Matthew Galea (@mattygalea_) July 20, 2020
https://twitter.com/Bernstein/status/1284973561829036034
— Jeremy Gordon (@jeremypgordon) July 19, 2020
talk to sunscreen mark zuckerberg for the best side quest in the game pic.twitter.com/0JlbkKwsUw
— Dean Dobbs 🫧 (@DeanDobbs) July 19, 2020
Zuck should take up cricket next pic.twitter.com/GzGh5WRorP
— Adam Walker (@adamgvwalker) July 19, 2020
https://twitter.com/sun_cel/status/1284950085747515393?s=20
Is that Mark Zuckerberg surfing in Hawaii or Mrs Doubtfire in cake face? pic.twitter.com/yySHdhWwD0
— Dustin Pollard (@dustin_pollard) July 19, 2020
Speaking of cake, it’s not just the sunscreen that has folks trippin’, it’s also the fact that his booty is unexpectedly thicc.
https://twitter.com/kingdeficit/status/1284957500681396229?s=20
https://twitter.com/JennyJohnsonHi5/status/1285005509188177920?s=20
Why is Mark Zuckerberg thicc?? Man has some serious cake…
— Victoria! (@untitledtides) July 19, 2020
https://twitter.com/JARRlCH/status/1285003066077519872?s=20
