Following last night’s glorious dumping of Steve at the hands of Mishel (“you have wasted my time”), I didn’t think any future MAFS episode could amount to that level of drama and savagery. Alas, I spoke too soon. Tonight’s reunion dinner party has come and gone, and, well, let’s just say the dining room… imploded.
The reunion took place six weeks after the experiment’s end and, unsurprisingly, 98.2% of couples were single and out for blood. A Stacey-and-Mikey cheating scandal emerged, Aleks and Ivan appeared to be in an ambiguous half-relationship, and a scorned Natasha delivered a mighty big toast.
“They better get ready,” Natasha warned Stacey and Michael at the beginning of the episode, “’cause I’m coming to shake their world.” And that she fuckin’ did.
Head on over to our official episode recap here for the full tea. (Disclaimer: you better have a wine at the ready… it’s a lot.)
Let’s dive into the penultimate Twitter round up, shall we?
Mikey and the ominous music would be more threatening if he didn’t look like an extra from High School Musical. #mafs #mafsau
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 31, 2020
Experts taking their one match as a little victory #MAFS
— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) March 31, 2020
Ivan’s hair is me currently in quarantine #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/9kNBFeWJ3E
— Hayley Summers (@HayleySummers90) March 31, 2020
Highlight of the episode surely goes to Seb and his discovery that Amanda isn’t into men.
The moment that Seb realised that sometimes a couple isn’t just a boy and girl.#MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia #MarriedAtFirstSight pic.twitter.com/WTu3vcyIhf
— Basic is the new average (@Drake181) March 31, 2020
So, did Seb JUST learn what lesbianism is? #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/dbvu6mSLpu
— kalana (@LasandroFlores) March 31, 2020
He was like, ‘huh? oh, OH, Ooohhh, coooOOl!’
Seb realising for the first time that Amanda is a lesbian #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/JTJbQfogrH
— so tired (Taylor’s Version) (@pjk27779) March 31, 2020
After Natasha’s toast
Australia:#MAFSAustralia #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/Izok6cTp6V
— so tired (Taylor’s Version) (@pjk27779) March 31, 2020
Natasha is here for our ENTERTAINMENT PLEASURE. #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/XJ9mJxOde2
— deadplant15 (@deadplant15) March 31, 2020
Who are you? Ivan or Johnny? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/9kOcWwggO9
— Amanda (@tartanthermos) March 31, 2020
I have imagined this moment and it’s better than I thought #MAFS pic.twitter.com/IW4xJnWCMm
— kiki 🍒 (@violettfemmes) March 31, 2020
This is actually me 😂 #MAFSpic.twitter.com/xR4F33tWWE
— Brad (@bradfogarty101) March 31, 2020
Your honour, I quote Stacey:
‘It’s rumours bro’ #MAFS #mafsau pic.twitter.com/lzb9aUGA5d— Apolo (@PK_APOSTOLI) March 31, 2020
Much tea has been poured. Cheers.
CLINK CLINK BITCH #MAFS pic.twitter.com/rp6ZJdyoPE
— Taylah ✨ (@amourlerrie) March 31, 2020
https://twitter.com/teaismyfav/status/1244925120553947136
https://twitter.com/AssivasElse/status/1244929790013870080
One more episode to go. Alexa, play Gloria Gaynor‘s “I Will Survive”.
