And we’re back. Tonight on Married At First Sight, everyone’s being ‘duped’ by Sam and Ines – the former a raging hypocrite and the latter a shitty human being. You have to give it to the producers though because just when you think this show can’t get any worse, it bloody well does.
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In short, Ines decides to play nice with Bronson because she wants to stick around and have sex with Sam, Lizzie‘s husband. Ines literally tells the audience she wants to sex Sam while Bronson sits on the couch and tells the experts how pleased he is with their marriage. Then Sam, alone, takes his place on the commitment ceremony couch because Lizzie is a bit crook. Translation? Producers want even more drama. And *checks notes* they got it.
Sam, the man who abruptly ditched his honeymoon to attend his ex-girlfriend’s mother’s funeral, ranted about Lizzie abandoning him. Sam, who did not contact his wife throughout that entire period, told the experts Lizzie’s communication could have been better. Sam, who is only staying on the show to suss things out with Ines, feels “disrespected” by Lizzie.
“I hope she doesn’t come back,” the bloke tells the camera. He’s talking about Lizzie.
Samuel cannot be this stupid. No one can be this stupid. But alas, here we are.
MEANWHILE, on Twitter.
Why don’t the experts “out” Ines and Sam over their behaviour? They have video evidence. Why allow them to do this? Why not confront them with facts and ask them to explain themselves in front of the group? Why allow them to treat Bronson like this? #MAFS Is this fair?
— Phil Gould (@PhilGould15) February 17, 2019
You bloody tell ’em, Phil.
“I’m a respectful man” Sam self titles himself unironically #MAFSAU #MAFS
— K∆tie (@k8tallen) February 17, 2019
https://twitter.com/BridgetMooney01/status/1097065108885299200
https://twitter.com/mariekehardy/status/1097056060496474112
https://twitter.com/stef_y_a/status/1097067724562284544
I feel very uncomfortable when Ines or Sam are on, I can’t wait for their part to end. This scripted drama is not working for me at all. Bad job, producers!#mafs #MAFSAU
— Edita (@Edittando) February 17, 2019
#MAFS wow. Well done to the producers. The guy who ran away and did not bother to contact his wife is complaining about the lack of communication when his wife is sick. Suck it up buttercup 😉
— Ihatenicknames (@ksyd2015) February 17, 2019
I wish someone would look at me the way Ines looks at Sam. “Every time I look at him I just wanna have sex with him” #MAFS #goals #butnotines
— Nathan Glennie (@fireballmudflap) February 17, 2019
https://twitter.com/SarahMCurnow/status/1097065587509932032
They shouldn’t let him speak about her without her there to defend herself #Mafs
— HH (@gggviideo) February 17, 2019
Sam classic example of those guys who contestantly talk about ‘respect’ but are completely unable to show it to others #MAFS
— Little Podge (@little_podge) February 17, 2019
“I just find it really disrespectful that Liz isn’t here to listen to me talk shit about her before I bang Ines” #MAFS
— LifeOfPie(s) (@madzsmadz) February 17, 2019
Sam using the words communication and commitment in a sentence…bloody hilarious. Someone give the man a dictionary. #MAFS
— Maria (@maria_sardea) February 17, 2019
Can I just say how much I hate Ines , I mean when the experts said Elizabeth was sick, she smiled, when Sam insulted her and embarrassed Elizabeth, she laughed!!! She is the devil I swear… #MAFS
— scarlett 🌸 (@Scarlet45425754) February 17, 2019
Holy shit Sam’s commitment ceremony is a masterclass in #gaslighting. How is this dipshit allowed to roam free in society? #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Jules~🦠😷🧼👏 (@tweetsbyJules) February 17, 2019
Dino & Mel are not compatible at all but at least they’re treating each other like humans. Some of the others on this show are mental #MAFS
— Little Podge (@little_podge) February 17, 2019
https://twitter.com/avo_on_toast/status/1097069040806256640
https://twitter.com/JWconundrum74/status/1097063311080751104
https://twitter.com/CulkinAndrew/status/1097063962607157248
In other news, Lauren and Matthew – somewhere in the midst of overusing the word ‘virgin’ – called it quits. Their exit takes place just as the remaining couples jet off to the Gold Coast for some I-don’t-even-know-anymore.
Tonight’s Special Mention:
Me: my New Years resolution is to go to the gym more
Also me: #mafs pic.twitter.com/o527xZ5t13
— Alex Lucifero (@LuciferoAlex) February 17, 2019
