‘MAFS’ Fans Left Painfully Confused After Sam Calls Himself “Respectful” 


And we’re back. Tonight on Married At First Sight, everyone’s being ‘duped’ by Sam and Ines – the former a raging hypocrite and the latter a shitty human being. You have to give it to the producers though because just when you think this show can’t get any worse, it bloody well does.

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In short, Ines decides to play nice with Bronson because she wants to stick around and have sex with Sam, Lizzie‘s husband. Ines literally tells the audience she wants to sex Sam while Bronson sits on the couch and tells the experts how pleased he is with their marriage. Then Sam, alone, takes his place on the commitment ceremony couch because Lizzie is a bit crook. Translation? Producers want even more drama. And *checks notes* they got it.

Sam, the man who abruptly ditched his honeymoon to attend his ex-girlfriend’s mother’s funeral, ranted about Lizzie abandoning him. Sam, who did not contact his wife throughout that entire period, told the experts Lizzie’s communication could have been better. Sam, who is only staying on the show to suss things out with Ines, feels “disrespected” by Lizzie.

“I hope she doesn’t come back,” the bloke tells the camera. He’s talking about Lizzie.

Samuel cannot be this stupid. No one can be this stupid. But alas, here we are.

MEANWHILE, on Twitter.

You bloody tell ’em, Phil.








In other news, Lauren and Matthew – somewhere in the midst of overusing the word ‘virgin’ – called it quits. Their exit takes place just as the remaining couples jet off to the Gold Coast for some I-don’t-even-know-anymore.

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