MAFS is almost over (sob) but while we’ll miss having a multitude of couples we don’t know to obsess over, especially since Bachie has been pushed back (even bigger sob), this DOES mean we’ve got the reunion dinner party mere DAYS away from our eyeballs.
There has been SO much gossip circling this series, from secret hookups to secret sex romps to… well just that shit, really. But that’s all we care about! Partner swapping and secret sexy times, right?
Naturally, some of the goss has just been bullshit generated by “sources” who are probably some rando who once went to one house party with someone a million years ago. But as with every season, there’s always several rumours that do the rounds which are ACTUALLY based on facts. And you just don’t 100% know what went down until the reunion dinner party.
Since I’ve been following this shitstorm of a season from the outset, religiously (alarmingly, really) I’ve rounded up all the goss I’ve accrued in my mind that I NEED ANSWERS FOR.
DON’T LET ME DOWN YOU CHUNTS.
1. Did Michael Fucking Kiss Hayley Or Not
https://www.instagram.com/p/B9BoASlD2Gh/
You’d have to have been living under a rock to miss this one. It’s been a central plotline for the series! Basically, just in case you’re coming into MAFS at the tail end like a true psychopath, Hayley says on a drunken night out that Michael made out with her. Vanessa and Chris were there, and allegedly saw it go down.
But Michael has always said he was ~too drunk to remember~ but Hayley’s remained adamant it happened. Obviously the answer is yes, but can I hear it from his bloody mouth? Please?
2. Did Stacey Bone Mikey?
One of the juiciest plotlines that has only recently emerged on MAFS is this rumour that Stacey ALSO cheated on Michael – like, big time. Basically it all generated from Vanessa, and then from Ivan, who have both told the camera that there’s a dark side to Stacey and Michael’s seemingly idyllic relationship.
On the gossip front outside of the show, rumours have swirled for ages that it was Mikey that Stacey had been boning secretly.
3. Did Natasha Fuck Mikey’s Dad?
https://www.instagram.com/p/B8s7WtjHV-g/
I will be SHOCKED if this one is true, but essentially a rumour swirled that Natasha had secretly hooked up with none other than Mikey’s father.
Considering Mikey has told radio shows his dad considered suing over the allegations, it doesn’t sound like it’ll be true. But most goss articles have said it’ll all be revealed AT the reunion, so it looks like discussion will happen regardless.
4. Are KC And Michael Dating?
For weeks, Michael has been hinting that he and KC, a latecomer to the series and currently committed to Drew on the show, started dating after the show wrapped.
He’s gotten to the point where he’s said he’s still in contact with one person from the show, a woman, and KC has openly said she hit up Stacey for permission to chat to Michael which went down like a lead balloon.
But obviously nothing’s become official yet. Maybe we’ll get the official confirmation at the reunion.
5. Have Lizzie And Seb Split Up?
https://www.instagram.com/p/B-HI5omnjHB/
It’s highly unlikely we’re going to cop a Lizzie and Seb split at the final vows – they seem SUPER into each other. But while there have been sightings of the pair looking loved up of late, there have also been rumours that they’ve since split.
It seems if they HAVE, it’s been a recent split and that they made it work for a while. The rumours could also be bullshit. I MUST KNOW.
6. Have Jonethen & Aleks Been Secretly Dating?
One of my most hated (lol jk) gossip stories, since you all know I have a big and very not-secret crush on Jonnie, is the one where he’s been secretly dating Aleks and some mate’s bar for weeks.
It’s pretty minimal on details – there was one rumour and since then, nothing. But hey! I still want answers, baby!
7. Did KC And Jonethen Hook Up?
Poor KC, she’s copped so many gossip stories. This one came direct from Connie though, which is spicy – she reckons KC and Jonethen almost partner-swapped, but she doesn’t know all the details.
Can we get those details at the reunion, please god?
