I’ve gotta admit I feel off the MAFS bandwagon over the last few weeks. Chalk it up to My Kitchen Rules getting really batshit and also a big Game Of Thrones re-watch from season 1, OK? But tuning in tonight, I feel like I’ve really missed out. Because Dan & Jess are a total trash-fire and I’m 100% here for it.
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Tonight’s episode was one of those dinner parties, which are heinous enough in terms of awkwardness and clapbacks and drink-throwing, but the producers decided to take things up a notch by having the remaining couples ask each other really revealing questions! That won’t end terribly!!
I literally don’t care what anyone else said because something happened that truly made me both hurl and impact myself into my couch in discomfort – Jessika Power told Dan Webb, a man she has been seeing – on a reality TV show no less, so can we even call it real dating – for ONE WEEK that she loves him.
Here you go, look at it. LOOK AT IT.
L💣VE. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/CUlo2Gx6Lj
— Married At First Sight (@MarriedAU) March 27, 2019
Oh no. Can’t watch. Can’t look away. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/5VXEfCK50x
— Married At First Sight (@MarriedAU) March 27, 2019
Fuck me UPPPPP that is some cringey uncomfortable shitttt you guys. She then basically forces him to tell her he loves her, after he says he “thinks” he does, and even that doesn’t sound genuine. Eventually she gets it out of him, but not before I collapsed from embarrassment.
Thank Christ all of you think this is as batshit as I do.
I’ve watched exactly 5 minutes of #mafs this entire series.. I just flicked over for the best, most awkward 3 minutes of TV I’ve ever seen.
“I’m in love with you” pic.twitter.com/kORTMCtcP4
— Simone (@Sim_oneL) March 27, 2019
Mick sitting on the patio with ol’ mate Broxy sinking tins as all this goes down. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/NiEF1rdotg
— Sean Peter-Budge (@SeanPeterBudge) March 27, 2019
Ning just vomited a bit in her mouth #Mafsau #mafs pic.twitter.com/FgJMFUWdk7
— Bbbeck (@bbbeckb) March 27, 2019
JessiKa waiting for Dan to say he loves her back:#MAFS pic.twitter.com/ZuVyVZHm1k
— Stweetheart (@stweet_heart) March 27, 2019
Look I’m almost 100% sure she said it to get attention/ratings etc, but still. MATE. Big hit to take for a few more seconds of fame.
Things didn’t end well for Dan and Jess – he blasted her after she got into a scrap with Mike/the entire table and also the experts, probably. He then tells the camera he’s “seen a different side” to Jess. Oh dear.
