Two months after the ‘experiment’ took place (and I say that through gritted teeth), the MAFS contestants have come together for the most chaotic part of the show…the reunion with the experts. This year it seems like most people on the internet are just happy for it to be over, and to be honest same.

Just in case you’ve been living under a rock these past couple months, there has been no shortage of drama on this season of MAFS and I think most people are going to need about 500 or so business days to recover. We had multiple gross gaslighty AF people: Bryce, James, Cam, Sam, Jason and Beck, a cheating scandal and a number of contestants made below the belt comments about each other’s appearance. Season eight had more toxicity than Chernobyl…

All that gross behaviour was only what we saw on TV, behind the scenes was SOOOO much worse. Just one of the many examples of how the MAFS contestants this year have been catastrophically offensive is when Jason Engler went on a homophobic rant against Liam Cooper.

Unfortunately, they didn’t show or even mention the incident at the reunion. But it didn’t stop people on Twitter bringing it up.

The other massive scandal that plagued this season was Bryce’s alleged secret GF. Throughout the entire season he denied everything (of course). But MAFS had the receipts and they were juicy AF. When Bryce and Melissa visited Bryce’s hometown, his friends didn’t give much away. However, when the cameras stopped rolling they mentioned “the gift” Bryce purchased for his alleged GF, basically confirming that rumour was true.

I think the only person who seemed happy about all the toxicity and bad behaviour was Beck, who nearly jumped out of her seat when it was revealed that Bryce did lie to Melissa about his secret GF.

But I think the worst thing I discovered tonight was thanks to The Bachelorette‘s Georgia Love, who revealed that both Bryce and Melissa have matching tattoos. SPEWWWW.

AND finally the BIGGEST BOMBSHELL of the MAFS reunion was that while Beck was having a go at Jason for platonically kissing Booka on NYE. SHE was in fact smooooochy smooching her ex-boyfriend behind the scenes. YIKES.

OH AND SHE TRIED TO PLAY IT OFF LIKE THE MYSTERY GUY SHE WAS CAUGHT ON VIDEO KISSING WAS HER BROTHER. FUCK.

What a shit-show. I’m gonna need to take some time off after this.