When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. When all you have is a wax museum, every problem looks like something that can be solved by rearranging wax figures.
Unlike everyone else in the world, who responded with Jennifer Aniston GIFs, London‘s Madam Tussauds has responded to the news of Brad Pitt and Angela Jolie‘s divorce by respectfully putting some distance between their previously coupled figures.
Interestingly, from the pic they’ve posted, it seems like they’ve decided that ‘Twilight‘ star Robert Pattinson was the ideal adjudicator in their future wax relationship – seems weird, but hey, they’re the experts though, so I trust their judgement.
Following the news that has shocked celebrity watchers worldwide, we can confirm we have separated Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s figures. pic.twitter.com/2juLFaZJED
— Madame Tussauds (@MadameTussauds) September 21, 2016
A spokesperson said they wanted the wax figures to reflect real life, as true art so often does:
“We reacted quickly to yesterday’s news of the separation of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt and their plans to divorce by mirroring the separation in the attraction.”
Good to know that in a modern wax museum the only thing that’s moving slowly is the wax melting, am I right guys? Can’t wait to see what other topical issues a museum for the creepiest possible medium to make statues out of weighs in on next.
Source: The Independent.
Photo: Twitter.
