You may remember the thrilling time last year when it became public knowledge that American rapper Macklemore, for some as-then-unknown reason, owned a giant painting of a nude Justin Bieber balancing a pancake on his biebus.
You know, this one:
Newly released breakfast nude of Justin Bieber in Bora Bora #WhatDoYouPeen #pancake pic.twitter.com/bgEb8x2XQ5
— Dan Lacey (@PainterPancakes) October 8, 2015
Now, finally, the ‘Same Love‘ rapper has cleared up why the hell he owns such a, uh, distinctive artwork. On Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen, he explained that he initially bought the piece off Etsy as a white elephant gift for a Christmas party.
In case you’re not up to date with what the hell a white elephant gift is (is this common knowledge? I had to look it up), it’s an intentionally burdensome and difficult to dispose of gift that’s given as a gag.
Welp, joke’s on Mackelmore with this one, because no-one took the nude Biebs home, and it has remained in the rapper’s house ever since.
What’s he done with it in the time since that fateful Christmas party? Why, employed it as a marital aid, obviously.
I’m very proud of it. And it’s become a huge headline. Like, Mackelmore owns a naked Justin Bieber dick pancake painting. So it goes right above my bed and whenever I’m with my wife intimately, I can always stare at it if I want to control my orgasm, just slow it down.
There you have it, folks. The syrupy pancake JB portrait is currently employed as an orgasm-delaying device for world-famous rapper Macklemore. 2017: truly the weirdest timeline.
Watch the guy very nonchalantly explain the whole thing right here:
