If, like me, you measure time / your age by major pop culture moments, here’s a big fat slap in the face to remind you just how much of an old coot you are.
Macauley Culkin, a.k.a. the cute kiddo from Home Alone, just dropped a tweet where he made the hella depressing revelation of how old he is.
So get a load of this: that little rascal, who I once viewed as my peer:
Is now, wait for it…
FORTY FUCKING YEARS OLD.
“Hey guys, wanna feel old? I’m 40. You’re welcome,” he tweeted.
Hey guys, wanna feel old?— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) August 26, 2020
Thanks for that kick in the pants, Macauley. THANKS.
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