It really feels like Mars used to be a here that got globally warmed by some very us-y people-things.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014
I’m not saying I can prove it. I’m saying it feels like it.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014
It feels like they left mars on a moon that they pushed out of orbit and rode over here to try to orbit what was earth
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014
That’s the only way you could move billions of people-y types. But their moon crashed into pre-earth and everyone died.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014
What was left turned into here and our moon and got seeded by marsian corpse DNA. And later we’ll use our moon to go back.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014
And it feels like we are gonna keep bopping around on moons til we realize the whole solar system is actually a spaceship.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014
Also I feel like I know the origin of the basic despair that we all feel in the pit of our being, that one thing we all share.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014
We used to be one single thing that was nowhere. The Big Bang happened, sending us, which used to be a “me” hurtling outward.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014
And that basic sad despair inside is us going “aaaaaaaaaaaaah!!” Through space. We’re like on the 20’th “a”
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014
If you go “aaaaa!” For a jiblion years you stop even hearing yourself say it. Anyway that’s just how it feels sometimes.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014
I’m not high.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014
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