Bugs are evil and we should just let them all die out. I don’t care if that would “ruin” the “planet”, and they can all get fucked. Actually, no – I do not want them to fuck, that implies more bugs and what we are trying to achieve here people is zero bugs. None.
You know what, I may allow caterpillars because they are cute-ish and can’t fly and then fly into my hair and I’m screaming and small children around me are screaming and I light my hair on fire. Except they are completely BANNED from morphing into butterflies or moths. That is a crime for them if they want to stay.
SEGUE – speaking of moths, hows this bloody DEVIL INCARNATE:
AHSJKFGHDKFHDKFHGSK ABSOLUTELY DIE! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE YOU ABOMINATION.
Honestly what the actual fucking fuckery is this.
You know what, Google told me – it’s the Creatonotos Gangis moth and oh joy, it lives in Southeast Asia… and AUSTRALIA.
This is why we can’t have nice things guys. These moths probably eat all the nice things for breakfast, then spew them up as evil things. They’re probably what are single handedly causing all the bad shit in Australia. Frankly, let’s blame them for global warming while we’re at it.
As my friend said when I forced these pictures on her, “what if you went to get water in the middle of the night and STOOD ON IT. I’d amputate my foot” – exactly the correct response.
This particular one looks so terrifying because it’s got its dick out. Well, not exactly but pretty much – that godawful tentacle shit is actually it’s scent organ which produces pheromones to attract lady moths and have the sex.
These pics have come from a Facebook video from user Gandik. So this thing exists, right now in this time of life. I personally lasted 3 seconds before throwing my computer out the window, so I personally challenge you to get further.
I don’t care what science says that is a LARGE SCARY DICK. What lady moth is going to find that hot, let me ask you. It’s the insect equivalent of that guy who thought wearing a litre of Lynx to the bar was a great, women-attracting idea. Or the ‘M’Lady’ hat guy.
Hands up if you’re never sleeping again.
