Lizzo Doesn’t Give Two Tiny Constipated Poos About Hate Over Her Assless Lakers Dress

In news that wouldn’t even shock a 99-year-old grandma who has never heard of a “Lizzo“, our Queen does not give two tiny constipation pellet shits about any naysaying regarding her assless dress that she wore to the Los Angeles Lakers game this week.

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To backtrack – Lizzo sat court-side for the Lakers game against the Minnesota Timberwolves, and treated the players and crowd to a 10/10 twerk.

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Because people suck, a horde of haters criticised Lizzo for her outfit, because apparently they think we give a shit about their opinions (we don’t). Eventually, she clapped back, and in true Lizzo form it’s worthy of Speech Hall Of Fame.

“Who I am, and the essence of me and the things I choose to do as a grown ass woman, can inspire you to do the same,” Lizzo said. “You don’t have to be like me. You need to be like you. And never ever let somebody stop you or shame you from being yourself.”

FUCK YES QUEEN. Lizzo went on to pulverise the trolls into garbage juice.

“This is who I’ve always been. Now everyone’s looking at it, and your criticism can just remain your criticism. Your criticism has no effect on me. Negative criticism has no stake in my life. I’m the happiest I’ve ever been … I’m surrounded by love, and I just wanna spread that love — and also spread these cheeks. And if you really, really don’t like my ass, you can kiss it.”

Honestly, we’re not worthy of this woman.