Like all respectable people, I wear all of my clothes once and then throw them into the incinerator at the end of the day, never to wear that same outfit again, for fear of being judged. Lisa Wilkinson, however, flies in the face of decency, daring to wear the same blouse twice in a four month period like some sort of savage.
If Lisa Wilkinson is “thrifty” for wearing the same top four months apart, then The Daily Mail is going to think I’m a financial genius.
— Simon Taylor (@MrSimonTaylor) April 12, 2017
I am sooo busted! Seems I’ve been seen hosting breakfast TV wearing same blouse with “strategic cutout above the bust” just 4months apart!!! pic.twitter.com/hx1AaQw2b2
— Lisa Wilkinson (@Lisa_Wilkinson) April 11, 2017
“Don’t worry, I know what you’re thinking right now (apart from exactly what sort of strategy did I have in play when I placed that cheeky cut out so strategically above my bust — answer: beggared if I know!).”
Ultimately though, what she really wanted to say is that she’s not mad (just disappointed). For an outlet that definitely covered Karl Stefanovic‘s stunt with the suit to prove exactly this point, they sure didn’t take it in:
“You’re thinking I should be up in arms. You’re thinking I should be giving them what for, or as one person wrote on my Instagram ‘for being so bloody vacuous and irrelevant with the sort of meaningless tripe they serve up on a daily basis’.“Well, I’m not. In fact, today I am thanking the Daily Mail. For proving once and for all what we know to be true. You see, I’m the gal that sits next to the guy who wore exactly the same suit on air every weekday for a whole year. Every single day. And no-one noticed.“But let a woman try that on… TWICE? Not on your Nelly!”