Lindsay Lohan, Back On Her BS, Begs Disney To Be The Next Little Mermaid

Today on August 14 2018 the sky is still blue, the grass is still green, Donald Trump is still an asshole and Lindsay Lohan is still begging to play Ariel in The Little Mermaid.

The 32-year-old has been yammering on about her desire to be cast in a live-action version of the iconic Disney cartoon for friggen’ ages now.

At the beginning of last year she shared an Instagram post of a side-by-side pic of her and the animated mermaid princess.

“I will sing again, as #ariel #thelittlemermaid,” Lohan captioned the image. “@disney approve that “#billcondon directs it along with my sister @alianamusic singing the theme song for the soundtrack.”

“Also @kgrahamsfb plays Ursula,” the actress added, referring to trainer and CrossFit enthusiast Kristen Graham. “Simply because, she is the best. Take one. @disneystudios.”

Now, she’s back on her mission to portray the fishy female with a brand new Insta post only this time she’s traded up on her picks for Ursula.

“My dream role with Meryl Streep,” she wrote on an image of Ariel and Ursula. She tagged Disney studios in the caption so ya know she means business.

A live-action The Little Mermaid flick is set to be released overseas on August 17 starring William Mosely only this adaption has no relation to the 1989 film but has more ties to the original Hans Christian Andersen novel of the same name.

Perhaps the incoming release of this film reawakened LiLo’s despo desire to portray the Disney princess.

But despite her many, many attempts to get their attention, Disney has yet to comment on Lohan’s wishes.